There are 356 days in a year, may all 365 of your dreams come true.

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Playing safe is only playing.

ciraphernelia:

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That wasn’t chicken.

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Anxious.

snapthistiger:

my fortune - spot on….

Ask your mom.

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You will be hungry again in one hour

amandajow:

Fortune cookie fail

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You hae much skill in expressing yourself to be effective.

katiedupere:

My roomie just got this fortune. I’m dying…WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!?

I wish things had ended differently.

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Work on improving your exercise routine.

chelstakesphotos:

Wow, now I totally regret going out to lunch. 

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Star light. Star bright. Your wish will come true tonight.

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You are going to have some new clothes.

irakejelly:

Time to go shopping.

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

eilders:

Not really a fortune but more like useless information.

Fear is the darkroom where negatives are developed.

neekee-food365:

95/365. “Fortune” Cookies

Just… wtf. lol

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Lavish spending may be disastrous. Be careful

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