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Apr 17 '11
There are 356 days in a year, may all 365 of your dreams come true.

There are 356 days in a year, may all 365 of your dreams come true.

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Apr 17 '11
Playing safe is only playing.
ciraphernelia:

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Playing safe is only playing.

ciraphernelia:

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Apr 17 '11
That wasn’t chicken.

That wasn’t chicken.

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Apr 17 '11
Anxious.
snapthistiger:

my fortune - spot on….

Anxious.

snapthistiger:

my fortune - spot on….

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Apr 15 '11
Ask your mom.

Ask your mom.

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Apr 14 '11
You will be hungry again in one hour
amandajow:

Fortune cookie fail

You will be hungry again in one hour

amandajow:

Fortune cookie fail

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Apr 13 '11
You hae much skill in expressing yourself to be effective.
katiedupere:

My roomie just got this fortune. I’m dying…WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!?

You hae much skill in expressing yourself to be effective.

katiedupere:

My roomie just got this fortune. I’m dying…WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!?

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Apr 13 '11
I wish things had ended differently.

I wish things had ended differently.

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Apr 12 '11
Work on improving your exercise routine.
chelstakesphotos:

Wow, now I totally regret going out to lunch. 

Work on improving your exercise routine.

chelstakesphotos:

Wow, now I totally regret going out to lunch. 

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Apr 11 '11
Star light. Star bright. Your wish will come true tonight.

Star light. Star bright. Your wish will come true tonight.

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Apr 11 '11
You are going to have some new clothes.
irakejelly:

Time to go shopping.

You are going to have some new clothes.

irakejelly:

Time to go shopping.

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Apr 11 '11

Fortune cookies are getting ridiculously prophetic…

American Airlines now serves 10 new destinations from LAX, including Shanghai, non-stop.

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Apr 11 '11
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
eilders:

Not really a fortune but more like useless information.

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

eilders:

Not really a fortune but more like useless information.

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Apr 8 '11
Fear is the darkroom where negatives are developed.
neekee-food365:

95/365. “Fortune” Cookies
Just… wtf. lol

Fear is the darkroom where negatives are developed.

neekee-food365:

95/365. “Fortune” Cookies

Just… wtf. lol

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Apr 8 '11
Lavish spending may be disastrous. Be careful

Lavish spending may be disastrous. Be careful

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